OK.  First, let me say I am not a prude, but I just watched a couple get it on behind the grassy section of the park by the East Coast building.  WTF!

I'm eating breakfast with my wife, talking about our plans for the day, when around 11am, we notice an couple finishing off a roll in the hay behind the wall.

By the time we got to the phone to call the police it was too late, they were finished and leaving, so we just sat there in shock.  Dismayed at the surreal events that unfolded outside our window, we wonderd how often this kind of thing happens.  I mean, OK, I always expected I might see a couple of drunk teens sneaking off into the bushes after some party at 2am on the weekend, but never at 11am on a winter Saturday morning.

GROSS!

Previously Jake wrote:

Where exactly? In the East Coast private park?

Jake

No, in the public section of the park, right by the concrete wall by the inlet (next to the path just south of East Coast)...

Everyone in the health club had a completely unobtructed view - including me on the treadmill.  At least they practiced safe sex,  and it was very romantic.

How can you not miss a 30 story building - all windows, looming over the site???